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Product Description
Start Winning the War Against Bad DriversHow hard is it really to just park in the lines? Does that BMW really need to take up two spaces? It's about time that we good drivers had something to communicate to these jerks just how awful they are.
Swift, Quiet RevengeKeep these cards in your car so when you locate an a**hole in the wild (and by wild, I mean parked in a disabled space with no placard) you can simply and surreptitiously slide one under the windshield wiper. Your target will see a friendly and inviting business card, but little do they know, their world is about to come crumbling down. Either way, you'll make their day a little worse, which will please the Parking Gods.
Excellent Novelty Gift or Stocking Stuffer (for Naughty Children)Looking for the perfect gag gift for your Secret Santa? Look no further. Bad parkers inspire universal hatred, unless your friend or loved one is in fact a bad parker themselves. In that case, you must immediately disown that person. For everyone else, though, these consistently make for great novelty gifts, so long as the recipient has a...colorful...sense of humor.
The CardsWith a truck that big, your dick must be tiny. Not used to putting big things in small spaces, eh? Learn to park, baby-c**k.
If your parking job reflects your overall life conditions, then you must be used to the phrase "Dumpster Fire".
The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad pulled out.
Some tools are useful and handy, other Tools don't understand how to f***ing park.
CONGRATULATIONS! s****y Parking Club Membership.
And 5 more hilarious insults!
Lifetime Money-Back Satisfaction Guarantee!If you aren't completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!
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Details were last updated on Sep 20, 2024 15:27 +08.
