Pet Monk

Features

• Light & portable – The Pet Monk lives in your Kindle Fire and weighs almost nothing, so you can bring him anywhere your portable device can go.
• Cheap to feed & water – Being a strict breatharian, the Pet Monk never eats solid foods or drinks liquids, and best of all—no mess!
• Amazing stamina – This Pet Monk is no beginner. He can meditate for what seems like forever! And with an expert meditator on your side, your own meditative stamina will grow by leaps and bounds.
• Perpetually serene – Even when your kids are screaming, the neighbor’s dogs are barking, inconsiderate solicitors are ringing your doorbell, and your significant other’s annoying ring tone is on repeat, the Pet Monk remains steadfastly tranquil which instantly brings serenity and peacefulness to your home.
• Cute & adorable – With his clean cut shaved head and fashionably flowing burgundy robe, the Pet Monk will instantly brighten your mood whenever you look in his direction.
• Great sense of humor – Sure, the Pet Monk chants a mean Om. But like most enlightened beings, he’ll crack you up when you least expect it.

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