Going to Die - Funny Husband Happy Birthday Card with Envelope (4.63 x 6.75 Inch) - Humorous and Sex

Product Description

BIRTHDAY NOTE CARD WITH ENVELOPE (4.63 x 6.75)
Here's a card perfect for newlywed, or well seasoned, married couples. It's a great way to keep the relationship fun and less boring. Always add humor to your married life. Pair this with lots of money and sex and you have one happy wife. Go ahead and write each other a sweet, silly and naughty message for your partner's birthday. Get ready for some wild night of Birthday riding. Order this hilarious greeting card today and receive it prefolded with an envelope.

OVER 39 YEARS OF QUALITY GREETING CARDS
NobleWorks' fun & humorous greeting cards have been making people laugh & blush since 1980 BC (before eCards were present). These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in North America - some made in the USA, others in Canada. Many of our fabulous custom & colorful note cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted creative urges. You are free to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern & unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures... There are merely 7,000 hilarious, funny cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqué to inappropriate dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions.

CHOOSE FROM THOUSANDS OF OPTIONS
Whether looking for funny cards, bulk boxed assortments, or a specific occasion, NobleWorks - and the Best Card Company (our non humor brand) - has the right card, at the right price, for you! No matter which foldover, stationery notecard greetings you choose, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction - every card, every order, every time.

Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? - ORDER NOW! Dare to laugh!

Features

• INSIDE GREETING: "So...What Did The Doctor Tell You? You're Going To Die! Hope Your Birthday Is To Die For. Happy Birthday!" COVER - Your husband's life is in jeopardy and hemust relieve his stress, which means sex whenever the urge strikes him! Same goes for backrubs and other forms of pampering!
• CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
• USE - The perfect, Hysterical card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Perfect for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
• SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!

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