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Product Description
VALENTINE'S DAY CARD WITH ENVELOPEThe heart of a poet Valentine's Day Card will leave your recipients in stitches. It features a hilarious take on Frankenstein’s monster asking for a second chance. Its clean humor is perfect for a wide variety of giving situations — it’s ideal for work parties, church get-together, school situations, and other events. Don’t forget to send one this Valentine’s Day!
OVER 39 YEARS OF QUALITY HUMOR
NobleWorks' fun & humorous greeting cards have been making people laugh & blush since 1980 BC (before eCards were present). These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in North America - some made in the USA, others in Canada. Many of our custom & colorful, stationary note cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted, creative urges. You are free to make these blank and generic, fold over cards more modern & unique for your work or office party, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures...There are merely 7,000 funny cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqué, and inappropriate dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions.
CHOOSE FROM THOUSANDS OF OPTIONS
Whether looking for a themed sports greeting card, bulk assortments, boxed notecard sets, or a specific life occasion, NobleWorks - and the Best Card Company (our non humor brand) - has the right card, at the right price, for you! No matter which foldover, stationery notecard greeting you choose, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction - every card, every order, every time.
Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? – ORDER NOW!
Features
- INSIDE GREETING: "I wish you a Happy Valentine's Day with all my heart, and lungs, and liver, and spleen..." COVER - Doreen.. Beneath this brutish exterior beats the heart of a poet... I also have his kidneys and I think maybe his gall bladder, but I'm not sure.
- CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
- USE - The perfect, Funny card for writing Valentine's Day wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Perfect for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
- SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!
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