What Would Jesus Wear - Jesus Magnetic Dress Up Doll Play Set

Product Description

Brought to You by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

The origins of the Unemployed Philosophers Guild are shrouded in mystery. Some accounts trace the Guild's birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE. Allegedly, several lesser philosophers grew weary of the endless Socratic dialogue endemic in their trade and turned to crafting household implements and playthings. (Hence the assertions that Socrates quaffed his hemlock poison from a Guild-designed chalice, though vigorous debate surrounds the question of whether it was a "disappearing" chalice.)

Others argue that the UPG dates from the High Middle Ages, when the Philosophers Guild entered the world of commerce by selling bawdy pamphlets to pilgrims facing long lines for the restroom. Business boomed until 1211 when Pope Innocent III condemned the publications. Not surprisingly, this led to increased sales, even as half our membership was burned at the stake.

More recently, revisionist historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to the time it was still cool to live in New York City's Lower East Side. Two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people's needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff.

Features

• The What Would Jesus Wear Mix and Match Magnetic Wardrobe has over 30 pieces, allowing you to mix and match outfits, props, and accessories.
• From Easter Sunday to Casual Friday, with this creative and fun play set you can anoint the anointed one with dozens of different clothes for every occasion.
• Each set measures approximately 7.5" x 12" and includes two sheets of magnets. A magnetic board is not included.
• With dozens of mix 'n' match clothes, accessories, and props, our magnetic play sets make great gifts for yourself and all your friends who hang out in your kitchen at parties.
• Click the store link near the product title for more smart and funny gifts for smart and funny people from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

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