Liquid Ass

Product Description

Liquid Ass is an overwhelming, Stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid Ass are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their COMMENTS about the part-your-hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts. Keep out of reach of children.

Features

• The next time you have the urge for a funny prank or if you just need to get the party started, reach for a bottle of Liquid Ass
• Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle
• Highly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spray. Smells like ass; only worse
• 30 milliliter (1 fluid ounce) size enough for many room-evacuating emissions
• Looking for funny gag gift. Get everybody laughing with the unique gift of Liquid Ass

Top Reviews

Got my teen son to clean the ENTIRE house!
by Amazon Customer (5 out of 5 stars)
May 1, 2018

I bought this just to trick my 17 year old into cleaning his room... I never thought it would make him clean the ENTIRE HOUSE!! I secretly sprayed ONE pump of this in his room while he was sleeping on Saturday morning. A minute or so later I hear coughing and gagging. I went to his door and asked if he was ok. He said yes. But continued coughing. I asked if he had gotten sick because a strange smell was coming from his room. He said know. I asked well why does your room smell like sewage?! He looked at me with complete confusion and said I do not know. So I said well dude this is ridiculous! Your room smell horrible and you're just laying around in this swamp smelling room?!! He said I don't understand what's going on! I said, I do! You need to clean this room! Yuck! And then walked away. He immediately started furiously cleaning... mopped the floor and wiped down the walls!! (He still smelled it because I would check in with him and of course secretly spray another pump lol!) Long story short just two pumps of this little bottle got my teen son to clean our entire house top to bottom looking for the culprit! Whenever his room gets out of hand I just spray once in his room and the cleaning supplies come out!! Best money I've spent on amazon! This product is AWESOME!
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One Star
by D. Rhein (1 out of 5 stars)
November 14, 2017

container arrived broken and you can imagine the issue when we opened it. Joke was on me
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Buy it. You know you want to.
by Dancho (5 out of 5 stars)
May 2, 2018

I am usually the victim of pranks at work. I roll with them and never react the way the perpetrators expect. So I get some Liquid Ass and take it to work. First, though, I opened it and sprayed one tiny squirt in the driveway. With the garage door open. Oops. The husband comes home with the kid and comes in through the garage. He starts ranting about a dead animal in the garage and she ran upstairs to her room. An hour later, the cyclone fan was still on in the garage with the door open along with the back door. Heed the warnings: it's a cheap atomizer that leaks. Do not touch the bottle with your fingers: it does not wash off easily.

Next day at work, I carefully wrap a wet paper towel around bottle to protect my hand (wearing a glove would be too conspicuous). I sprayed two pumps on the handle of the witch across the hall's office door. Then I sprayed another one on the metal door jambe right at her nose level. Then I casually walked away. I could see her office through the window in mine. Cue her arrival about ten minutes later. By then several people have walked by and gasped/covered their noses/exclaimed something or another. She loudly asks nobody in particular, "What the hell is that smell?" Hand on door knob shoulder rubbing the door jambe. Mission accomplished.

A client showed up shortly thereafter to meet with her. He approached the office, said a few words, and left. By then she is smelling her hands over and over, wiping them on her skirt, crying out "What the F@*% is happening?" She walked into my reception area, which caused my assistants to pinch their noses and ask her if she had an accident. I was barely, and I mean barely, keeping my cool while observing this. She goes into her office and a few minutes later, a maintenance man shows up at her door. She runs toward him and he takes a step back and buries his nose in his elbow, shaking his head, and quickly escaped. At that point, I had to close my blinds and laugh until I cried. I am heaving with laughter as I type this.

Bottom line: it is not fart smelling at all. It is nauseating. It physically makes me nauseous. Like eating spoiled ranch dressing nauseous. The profile has base notes of rotten, rancid organic material along with decaying mammal flesh. The top notes remind one of fæces of a cat that eats wet food and tuna juice along with a thigh-high pig sty on the hottest, most humid August afternoon in the south. When I was a teenager, I once was at a basketball game and sat behind a morbidly obese woman who was wearing stretchy pants. There is no way in the world that she could have reached her butt to wipe or wash, even with a long-handled brush. She always smelled horrendous, like petri dishes of bacteria growing in the folds of her fat, but mostly she smelled like putrid, festering ass. She hefted herself up and down as best she could the whole game, and when she landed back in her seat, she blasted me and my best friend with a foul, nasty ass smell, right in the face. Liquid Ass is on par with that odor, only really, really concentrated.
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Sprayed this around my school. It was evacuated because ...
by Daniel (5 out of 5 stars)
September 10, 2017

Sprayed this around my school. It was evacuated because they though there was leaking sewage.

How to get out of school 11/10
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Party Pooper
by Dr. Goat (5 out of 5 stars)
May 27, 2018

My loud neighbors who live across from me were having a party and after midnight on a weekday, I had enough of it. I decided to be a party pooper and spray 5 sprays of liquid ass on their balcony then ran to my apartment and waited for the results. Within minutes the music stopped and people were asking what that smell was. Now, since it was a windy night, the smell got blown into the building hallway clouding it with a concentrated ass plume; the perfect trap for those party guests. I heard their door open and immediately a man yelled, "Oh my God!!!" followed by a woman asking, "WTF is that"? A number of gagging and coughing ensued and everyone left. Needless to say, my neighbors did not throw another party after that night. Awesome product and the perfect way to shut people up.
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One of My Favorite Purchases Ever
by Dutchrub (5 out of 5 stars)
December 19, 2016

Nothing has brought me more joy than the misery this has visited upon my always-stinky and horrible coworker. He went out for a meeting, so I sprayed two quick squirts on his chair and waited for him to come back. The smell, even at only two quick sprays, wafted down the hallway to my office, and even two hours later, when he finally came back, it was as strong as originally sprayed.

Hearing him sneeze, cough, and gasp on the scent that everyone just assumed was all him was worth it. He actually ate his lunch in a cloud of this putrefaction, but he was too proud/embarrassed to say anything about it. It is literally the perfect prank to play on someone who is constantly stinking up the office because he will just assume it's his fault. HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE HAD STEPPED IN SOMETHING AND WENT OUTSIDE TO CLEAN HIS SHOES, and what's more, another coworker (not in on the joke) suggested he go home if he's not feeling well. My office bestie and I were crying from laughter--literally crying--the entire rest of the day. The smell lingered all day, and, because I had sprayed his chair, it clung to him and followed him around like Pig-Pen's dust cloud--this is not an exaggeration! Occasionally, when he sits down, even two weeks later, a little cloud wafts up from his chair. Can't be smelled down the hall (thank god) anymore, but if you're unfortunately in his office, you will get a whiff. Honestly, it's the most satisfying thing ever.

This stuff is rank, seriously rank. The few coworkers I let in on my prank nearly had their nose hairs singed by the potency of a whiff direct from the bottle. Works great on car door handles, too, when you know someone you hate is heading out and gets that awful bathroom smell on them as they head to a meeting. I would pay three times as much for this product for an endless string of torture and self-doubt.

Am I a terrible person? Yeah, probably, but this is a wonderful way to secretly steal a little power back from a person who makes your life hell and you can otherwise do nothing about.
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Warning
by Isaac (5 out of 5 stars)
December 27, 2016

I lit off about 4 sprays in a medium sized office. It cleared it out and they almost called the building owner to come service the plumbing and HVAC. I convinced them to open the doors and let it air out first- 5 min later it dissipated and back to normal. I was going to make a joke and laugh with co-workers about it, but too many members of management were concerned about the smell that I had to play innocent.
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Smells Like Death
by Joseph Brottem (5 out of 5 stars)
September 6, 2016

This stuff smells less like a fart and more like an unwashed anus of a homeless man who just jogged a mile in 95 degree heat. I received this "product" in the mail and immediately sprayed some in a bag and set it in the living room. My two month pregnant wife walked by and immediately started gagging. Through my laughter I immediately grabbed the bag to throw it outside, but as I attempted to catch my breath from laughing, I caught a whiff and immediately started gagging myself. I ended up having to wrap the bag in two other bags and throw it in the trash. I don't know if it was coincidence or not, but the next morning there was a dead squirrel in the yard.
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This spray magically cleaned my house!!!!
by Kay (5 out of 5 stars)
November 20, 2013

This stuff litterally smells like ass. Bad Ass. Horrible Ass. You need to go to the doctor Ass. Tried it out last night on my boyfriend. Here is a summary of my night:
5pm: Boyfriend on laptop in livingroom. He had been there for hours, so I decided it was time for him to get up.
5:05pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on a sweater in the other room, then nonchalantly dropped it in the livingroom, about ten feet away from the boyfriend,
5:06pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn the bathroom fan on.
5:08pm: Boyfriend comments on how stinky the cats poop is.
5:15pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering his nose, scoops all three cat boxes in hopes of eliminating the wretched stench.
5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, insisting that the cats must have crapped somewhere in the house. By this time, the smell has engulfed the appartment (a small two bedroom.) He picks up every piece of laundry on the floor, throws the bathroom mats in the washing machine and finds a face mask and gloves to put on. (I am a nurse and keep some supplies at home.)
6:25pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the cats must have stepped in poo and tracked it all over the house. After smelling all four of the cats, he decides the cats must have cleaned themselves by now, At this point, after seeing all of the good this spray had done, I sprayed it thrice more; once in each bedroom and once in the livingroom.
6:30pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda over the carpet and vacuums the entire place. Durring this time, I make sure my bottle is hidden really well. I can't afford to get caught on this one.
7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced there must be spoiled food somewhere. He takes out the trash and loads the dishwasher.
11pm: While finishing up the laundry, Boyfriend discovered the sweater. He decides the cat must have wiped his paws on it and says we need to make an appointment with the vet because the smell is concerning.

I will be using this spray about once a month for the rest of my life. Thank you, Liquid Ass. Thank you.
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Greatest thing ever
by PenName (5 out of 5 stars)
January 22, 2018

The dog went running from the room, and this is an animal who lives to smell asses and eats poop every chance he gets.

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