Calm the F*ck Down: The Only Parenting Technique You'll Ever Need

Product Description

If you're a good parent, you probably drive yourself batshit with worry. This book is for you. Based on his viral blog post and addressing concerns from "my baby won't poop" to "my boy likes girl toys" to "everything costs too much," David Vienna's wise and funny parenting advice will amuse and inform and remind you that (almost) nothing is worth freaking out about.

• Includes advice from actual experts!
• Great new dad gift that'll keep him calm, cool, and collected
• Paperback; 5.5 x 7.75 inches; 112 pages

Top Reviews

maybe for first time parents
by Kpadd1962 (5 out of 5 stars)
September 12, 2016

I got this for my daughter. She's had kids before but her husband has not. I asked her how she liked it and she said she thinks it's more for people that have never had kids before. It's full of advise and she found it funny.
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Enjoyed it front to back and would recommend this to ...
by S. Jernigan (5 out of 5 stars)
March 1, 2018

If you have the "fortune" of being a new parent to a fussy baby that won't sleep or many other joys that come with a difficult child, do yourself a favor and pick up this book. Written from experience and plenty of humor that you'll need during the first 3-4 months. Enjoyed it front to back and would recommend this to any new parents. Plenty of useful and helpful information that you'll keep with you during the first year.
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Comical Guide to Parenting
by Moonkies (5 out of 5 stars)
November 11, 2017

I don't have kids, but I read this book and it is hilarious and very informative. I purchase this book as my go to baby shower gift. Every time I'm invited to one.9
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Great book. I am a father of 2 boys ...
by remo44 (5 out of 5 stars)
May 28, 2017

Great book. I am a father of 2 boys and the thing is you live through everything that is described in this book and more that isn't here. But when I was reading (with my wife) we were both laughing so hard as if this book was written for us... Loved it
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A Fun Baby Shower Gift!
by Evelyn Nitzberg, signature artist (5 out of 5 stars)
April 19, 2018

My son and daughter in law laughed so hard when they unwrapped and saw this book. It lightened up the experience of expecting a baby and its full of practical straight foraward advice for new parents.
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Funny for new moms
by Aileen Troia (5 out of 5 stars)
April 16, 2019

I got this for my daughter since she is a new mom. And I just thought it would be funny and not to take things too seriously when you get stressed out. She said she had wanted that book.
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Funny AND Useful
by Amazon Customer (5 out of 5 stars)
December 25, 2016

Great book!! The title is funny, but the book has really helpful information on very important topics related to children. A great guide for new parents arranged in an easy to read and reference when needed. A book every new parent should have!!
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Makes a great and funny gift
by Myranda (5 out of 5 stars)
July 5, 2019

Gave this book as a baby shower present. The mom to be loved it. She says she's read it from cover to cover and thought it was funny and cute.
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Three Stars
by Nicholas David Alexander Smith (3 out of 5 stars)
April 22, 2018

Thought it would be funnier. Skip and buy Toddlers are Assholes: It's Not Your Fault, instead.
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Funny
by Mommy (5 out of 5 stars)
November 9, 2017

Bought this by accident as a gift for my niece she loved it and now wants the series still not sure how it got into my amazon cart but glad it did.

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