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Calm the F*ck Down: An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book Paperback – Coloring Book, January 6, 2016
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Calm the F*ck Down includes:
- 21 single sided adult coloring pages
- 2 color test pages
- Irreverent illustrations are moderate to complex in detail
Each illustration has its own sassy quip like
- "Home is where the vodka is",
- "Suck it up buttercup" and
- "Dance like no one attractive is watching",
- and many more humorous and subversive sayings.
CONTAINS SOME ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.
- Print length52 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateJanuary 6, 2016
- Reading age18 years and up
- Dimensions8.5 x 0.12 x 11 inches
- ISBN-101522864741
- ISBN-13978-1522864745
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Take a look inside Calm the F*ck Down, An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book by Sasha O'Hara
Fun to color meets irreverent humor in this genre classic!
Calm the Fck Down is the perfect way relax and unwind as you color the things you cannot say!
- 21 single-sided coloring pages
- Color test page
- Moderate to complex detail
The perfect way to relax and let go of stress
Release your inner smartass with beautiful illustrations,
including:
- Abstract designs
- Animals
- Fairies
- People
- and more...
Positive affirmations with a hilarious twist.
Perfect for those with an irreverent sense of humor with its hilarious take on positive positive affirmations.
Keeps it real with a few well-placed naughty words.
Each page pairs beautiful art with humorous, subversive sayings. With just the right amount of sweary words.
Get the Whole Series of Irreverent Coloring Books and Coloring Journals from Sasha O'Hara!

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From the Author
So I created one!
I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it.
Happy coloring,
Sasha
From the Back Cover
Calm the F*ck Down is the perfect way to unwind and release your own beautiful smartass. Enjoy these out-of-line and irreverent, yet beautiful, adult coloring pages. Then sit back and sigh "hell yeah" for a job well done.
About the Author
Product details
- Publisher : CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform; Clr Csm edition (January 6, 2016)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 52 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1522864741
- ISBN-13 : 978-1522864745
- Reading age : 18 years and up
- Item Weight : 5.6 ounces
- Dimensions : 8.5 x 0.12 x 11 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #102,803 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #45 in Individual Artists' Books
- #280 in Humorous Coloring Books for Grown-Ups
- #314 in Art Therapy & Relaxation
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About the author

Sasha O'Hara is the curator and creative mind behind the Irreverent Adult Coloring Book series.
Sasha's long time love of art and humor have found a home in her sassy and fun coloring books and creations. Her books contain original designs as well as high quality, hand-curated licensed images from artists around the world.
To find out more visit www.sashaohara.com
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Customers find the coloring book enjoyable and relaxing to color. They appreciate the witty sayings and humor that make them want to color more. Many find it worth the money and consider it therapeutic for stress relief. The designs are beautiful and tasteful, making it a great gift for someone with a sense of humor.
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Customers find the coloring book relaxing and entertaining. They say it's a wonderful collection of relaxing pages with witty sayings that make them want to color more. The funny sayings make them feel like they can color more, and there are two color test pages at the front of the book so you can test out your pencils.
"...There are two color test pages at the front of the book so you can test out your colored pencils or gel pens before you start coloring...." Read more
"...I love that it gives me a chance to laugh while also indulging in some much-needed “me time.”" Read more
"...Costco, I saw this coloring book, "Calm the F*ck Down", which made me laugh so long, so deeply, I could feel my blood pressure going down as my..." Read more
"...that I saw when I ordered it made the pages look very neat and easy to color but when it got to me and I sat down to color, I was disappointed by..." Read more
Customers enjoy the humor in the coloring book. They find the sayings funny and hysterical. The book is fun for mothers with a sense of humor, coworkers who need a break, and friends.
"...it because many reviewers claimed it was stress-relieving AND hilarious, which was exactly what I needed!..." Read more
"...It’s the perfect mix of humor and stress relief. The funny, snarky phrases paired with detailed designs are a great way to unwind after a long day...." Read more
"...The way the curses and sarcasm roll off the tongue and onto the page is absolutely hysterical. I feel super relaxed while coloring in this book...." Read more
"The coloring pages have lots of funny quotes and pictures...." Read more
Customers find the coloring book offers good value for money. They say it's therapeutic and a fun way to relax.
"...goes, "Laughter is the best medicine" and this book is a very inexpensive and enjoyable way to relax...." Read more
"...I ordered this during COVID, and it has been useful. All the normal pages were there." Read more
"...was my first swear word coloring book that I ever bought and it’s absolutely fabulous...." Read more
"This book will do exactly as it says. It will help you calm the f down. The book is awesome...." Read more
Customers find the book relaxing and therapeutic. It helps them escape negative thoughts and calm down. Some say it helps with anxiety and tapping into their creative side.
"...I immediately ordered it because many reviewers claimed it was stress-relieving AND hilarious, which was exactly what I needed!..." Read more
"...It’s the perfect mix of humor and stress relief. The funny, snarky phrases paired with detailed designs are a great way to unwind after a long day...." Read more
"...I feel super relaxed while coloring in this book...." Read more
"This book will do exactly as it says. It will help you calm the f down. The book is awesome...." Read more
Customers appreciate the beautiful designs and detailed artwork in the book. They find the overall theme tasteful and the pictures easy to color. However, some customers mention that the binding is not easy to fold over for coloring.
"...The funny, snarky phrases paired with detailed designs are a great way to unwind after a long day...." Read more
"...of her books that had colored in pages photographed, and they looked great. Have me even more idea of how to color...." Read more
"...The pictures that I saw when I ordered it made the pages look very neat and easy to color but when it got to me and I sat down to color, I was..." Read more
"...I liked the book. The drawings are quirky and range from simple designs to some really intricate patterns...." Read more
Customers find the coloring book a good gift. They say it's a funny gag gift for someone with a sense of humor, and a cute gag gift for frazzled moms. Some customers mention it was the most stolen gift.
"This is a good prank gift." Read more
"...different colors and things of that nature it's also a great gift to give to another adult if they need to relieve themselves stress or if they're..." Read more
"Omg, best gift I’ve ever bought, even though it is prob totally inappropriate for my kid...." Read more
"I got this for my friend's birthday, she liked it! A good gift for adults!" Read more
Customers enjoy the intricate and detailed pages in the book. They find the designs complex but not too complex, and appreciate the variety of pages, some simple and others more detailed. The patterns are detailed but easy enough for beginners.
"...I ordered this during COVID, and it has been useful. All the normal pages were there." Read more
"...She got a kick out of it. The pages are a hoot and who doesn't love to color???" Read more
"...I love that there are a couple of pages at the front to test your colors on. The book has awesome images and sayings...." Read more
".../patterns, but they're a good compromise of intricate + not too tiny to get colored in. The paper doesn't stand up to Sharpies...." Read more
Customers have mixed opinions about the pictures quality. Some find the pictures clear and easy to color, while others mention that some of the pictures are not great and don't cover the page completely. The images are one-sided, so markers may bleed through.
"...I liked the book. The drawings are quirky and range from simple designs to some really intricate patterns...." Read more
"...to me and I sat down to color, I was disappointed by the lack of quality in the images...." Read more
"...Lol. I was pleasantly surprised to see really great drawings inside to which I could add color. No bleeding through the pages for me...." Read more
"...The line work is professional, the images are clear and the actual drawing on the paper is roughly 8.5'' by 11"...." Read more
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- Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2016A couple months ago, I joined the adult coloring book craze and have purchased a number of different coloring books. I mostly choose coloring books with animal designs, mandalas, and various patterns but I needed something to satisfy my sarcastic side. Once I found this book, I immediately ordered it because many reviewers claimed it was stress-relieving AND hilarious, which was exactly what I needed!
When I started coloring in this book, I couldn't believe how funny and sarcastic it is! Seriously, you can't own this book and not laugh while coloring in it. The saying goes, "Laughter is the best medicine" and this book is a very inexpensive and enjoyable way to relax. The book measures 8 1/2 inches by 11 inches so the pages are regular printer paper size. There are two color test pages at the front of the book so you can test out your colored pencils or gel pens before you start coloring. There are 21 designs in all, each on their own separate page so you could tear them out to hang up, share with a friend, etc. Some are printed portrait whereas others are printed landscape. Some designs have swear words in them while others have lots of sarcasm and funny pictures to accompany them! There are a couple designs that are somewhat intricate but most of them should be fairly easy to color with colored pencils and gel pens. The paper used is somewhat thinner than other books I have but I just put some paper underneath the page so the gel pens don't bleed through.
This is a great book for anyone who has a sarcastic side and loves to color! It is not meant to be used for children and I definitely wouldn't recommend it to anyone who is offended by profanity or very serious. I'm enjoying this book so much that I hope Sasha O'Hara comes out with others like this! I highly recommend it!
5.0 out of 5 starsA couple months ago, I joined the adult coloring book craze and have purchased a number of different coloring books. I mostly choose coloring books with animal designs, mandalas, and various patterns but I needed something to satisfy my sarcastic side. Once I found this book, I immediately ordered it because many reviewers claimed it was stress-relieving AND hilarious, which was exactly what I needed!Hilarious Adult Coloring Book for Those Who are Sarcastic!
Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2016
When I started coloring in this book, I couldn't believe how funny and sarcastic it is! Seriously, you can't own this book and not laugh while coloring in it. The saying goes, "Laughter is the best medicine" and this book is a very inexpensive and enjoyable way to relax. The book measures 8 1/2 inches by 11 inches so the pages are regular printer paper size. There are two color test pages at the front of the book so you can test out your colored pencils or gel pens before you start coloring. There are 21 designs in all, each on their own separate page so you could tear them out to hang up, share with a friend, etc. Some are printed portrait whereas others are printed landscape. Some designs have swear words in them while others have lots of sarcasm and funny pictures to accompany them! There are a couple designs that are somewhat intricate but most of them should be fairly easy to color with colored pencils and gel pens. The paper used is somewhat thinner than other books I have but I just put some paper underneath the page so the gel pens don't bleed through.
This is a great book for anyone who has a sarcastic side and loves to color! It is not meant to be used for children and I definitely wouldn't recommend it to anyone who is offended by profanity or very serious. I'm enjoying this book so much that I hope Sasha O'Hara comes out with others like this! I highly recommend it!
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- Reviewed in the United States on September 17, 2024This coloring book is exactly what I didn’t know I needed! It’s the perfect mix of humor and stress relief. The funny, snarky phrases paired with detailed designs are a great way to unwind after a long day. I love that it gives me a chance to laugh while also indulging in some much-needed “me time.”
5.0 out of 5 starsThis coloring book is exactly what I didn’t know I needed! It’s the perfect mix of humor and stress relief. The funny, snarky phrases paired with detailed designs are a great way to unwind after a long day. I love that it gives me a chance to laugh while also indulging in some much-needed “me time.”Hilarious and Relaxing—A Perfect Way to Unwind!
Reviewed in the United States on September 17, 2024
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- Reviewed in the United States on January 5, 2025I didn't experience any of the issues that others had. I ordered this during COVID, and it has been useful. All the normal pages were there.
5.0 out of 5 starsI didn't experience any of the issues that others had. I ordered this during COVID, and it has been useful. All the normal pages were there.I enjoyed this coloring book.
Reviewed in the United States on January 5, 2025
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- Reviewed in the United States on March 13, 2025I bought as a gift for my sister and she got some comic relief from it!
- Reviewed in the United States on August 2, 2024This was my first swear word coloring book that I ever bought and it’s absolutely fabulous. I feel like Sasha went straight into my brain and drew this specifically for me! The way the curses and sarcasm roll off the tongue and onto the page is absolutely hysterical. I feel super relaxed while coloring in this book. I’ll find a page that resonates with what I’m currently feeling and then I’ll start coloring off in my own little world.
I trace the easier pictures from a light board so I have more pages to color. Sometimes I’ll save them as a pdf and color them digitally.
I love her books!!
- Reviewed in the United States on September 19, 2023Cruising Amazon like I do when in the ice cream isle at Costco, I saw this coloring book, "Calm the F*ck Down", which made me laugh so long, so deeply, I could feel my blood pressure going down as my funny bone got lit ya'll (while choking on my spittle)!
Sometimes, just sometimes, in our own private Idahos, deep in that tin box where nobody hears those headless baby dolls scream and dried up rabbit feet on rusty keychains have left you SOL, there is also a bent up box of nubby crayons with teeth marks. Pull them out, grab this coloring book, grab two fingers of bourbon or an entire box of Riesling and color your little ass off! This was the best therapy I've ever had in my life. (My therapist is nervous, which fills my raisin-wrinkled little heart with joy. Yes. I. Am. A. Bitter. One.).
Stress is real, life is difficult. Anything that can help ease some stress, for even 7 minutes, I think, is worth it. All I have are 11.2 crayons, and with my sticks of coloring bliss, I am taken back to wonderful memories of eating purple popsicles in the park with my cousins, my mom in the kitchen, singing Frank Sinatra songs to me and my sister in 1977, brown tiny bare feet on a cream linoleum floor, fighting over the chocolate cake batter bowl.
Get a coloring book people, it will change your life!
- Reviewed in the United States on August 29, 2018I got this partly to calm down, and partly because it isn’t all fairies or really complex flowers or all butterflies. I like that some don’t fill the page, so I can see what it looks like in less than a month, while I decide whether every dot has to be colored a different color, or can be the same as the bit surrounding it! After hours of coloring one page, having no idea what even two square inches would look like ultimately, I gave it to good will.
I am not into swearing as such, but I get frustrated like everyone, and the cover spoke to me. There are other coloring books of the samename, be sure you get THIS one! The designs are great, it is about more than the f word, good sayings, my neighbor wants mine. ry dotI looked at another of her books that had colored in pages photographed, and they looked great. Have me even more idea of how to color. I just find that I am not into every dot being the same, the repetition bores me. But I want it to look really good. Maybe I will find out more about myself and how accept a lot of things at once, if that makes sense in a clorkng book. Maybe my expectations are to high? I hope not. 🙃😀
- Reviewed in the United States on March 9, 2018The coloring pages have lots of funny quotes and pictures. The pictures that I saw when I ordered it made the pages look very neat and easy to color but when it got to me and I sat down to color, I was disappointed by the lack of quality in the images. It looks like somebody doodles up some pictures and instead of going over it and connecting all the lines or whatnot, they left their doodle as is. Definitely not a deal breaker though, (that's why i gave it 3 stars) they're still a lot of fun to color. I just keep a sharpie marker on hand to fill in or connect any lines that were not completed by the artist.
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- Cameron InmanReviewed in Canada on January 30, 2025
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious and Fun Gift!
Got this as a funny gift for my stepmom, and she loved it! The designs are great, and the humor makes it even more enjoyable to color. Perfect for anyone who could use a little relaxation with a side of laughs!
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Sandra RLReviewed in Mexico on June 26, 2020
5.0 out of 5 stars Un éxito de regalo
Lo compré para regalar y le encantó. Se ve de buena calidad. A mi me encantó también. Tal vez me compre uno.
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airflowReviewed in Germany on March 2, 2016
3.0 out of 5 stars Naja...
Für den Preis meiner Meinung nach etwas wenig, hätte mir mehr erwartet. Die Motive sind ganz in Ordnung, haben mich aber auch nicht vom Hocker gehauen. Das Papier ist recht dünn, sodass die Farben durchdrücken wenn man wie ich Fineliner benutzt. Würde ich alles in allem nicht noch mal bestellen.
- RachaelReviewed in Canada on January 23, 2025
5.0 out of 5 stars Good for mental health
Cool pages with intricate colouring.
- ngamaReviewed in Canada on January 23, 2017
4.0 out of 5 stars Fast shipping and funny book
Book is damn funny. Print quality isn't fantastic, but I don't think the point of the book is diminished by this. Service from the seller was fantastic and book arrived quicker than expected.
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