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★ Turn Your Stress Into Success! ★
Motivational adult coloring book to help you relax and relieve your stress!

This swear word coloring book adult coloring book is jam-packed with motivational and inspirational coloring pages to help you relax, relieve your stress, and do a little bit of ass-kicking! Designs are made up of positive swear word quotes surrounded by cool and fun patterns.

★ Coloring pages designed to help you relieve stress and promote relaxation

★ Edgy motivational quotes help inspire you to achieve success

★ Printed single-sided so your colors don't bleed through and ruin designs on the back of the page

★ Printed on black backgrounds so your bright colors will pop

★ Makes a perfect gift for all occasions - think Mother's Day and White Elephant gift exchanges!

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As you know, life isn’t exactly easy. In fact, some days, weeks, months, and even years are tough. With such a constant and exhausting whirlwind of chaos, sometimes it's a wonder that moments of bliss still exist.

But life doesn’t have to be this way. If there is only one life to live, you might as well take the hand you are dealt and do something with it. Right? Introducing Make Life Your B****. This adult coloring book is designed to help youcolor away your stress, take control of your life, and do a little bit of a**-kicking!

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Stress-relieving and relaxing motivational adult coloring book quotes: Make Life Your B*tch

Relieve your stress & relax with motivational adult coloring book pages!

This adult coloring book is filled with your favorite swear words and phrases so you can color -- to help you relieve your stress and relax! Hours and hours of coloring fun! A variety of adult coloring book pages for all skill levels! Printed on black backgrounds!

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EXTRA Stress-Relieving Adult Coloring Book! Sometimes an ordinary adult coloring book is just not gonna cut it. For those stressful days, you're gonna need more: like one that is extra stress-relieving! This adult coloring book is jam-packed with fun coloring designs combined with swear words & phrases to help you make it through the day unscathed. Besides, you can only punch so many walls. Save your hands and color!	Color Fun Patterns & Designs! Color a variety of adult coloring book designs for all skill levels from easy to hard and detailed. Coloring book designs include fun patterns and cool layouts.	Funny Swear Words & Phrases! This sweary coloring book for adults is filled with funny swear words & hilarious phrases. From simple swear words such as the f-word, insults when you need them, and motivational quotes like the one above.	Midnight coloring pages, single-sided pages, rich black ink...oh my! This sweary coloring book for adults was designed for the colorist in mind. Midnight coloring pages so your bright colors will pop, printed single-sided so your marker bleeds don't affect a design placed on the opposite side, and rich black ink that outlines your colorings!


	Fck Off! This is MY Fcking Coloring Book	F*ck It All	I F*cking Hate Adulting	What in the Actual F*ck?	Can't Fix Stupid!

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Publisher ‏ : ‎ CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (November 24, 2016)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Paperback ‏ : ‎ 57 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1540633616
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1540633613
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 8.5 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 8.5 x 0.13 x 11 inches

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RELIEVE YOUR STRESS, RELAX, and LAUGH: that is exactly what my books are designed to do. They are designed simply to take the edge off life and make it more fun!

My books include best-selling Swear word coloring books, stress-relieving Adult coloring books, fun word searches, hilarious word finds, unique activity books, funny gag gifts, prank gifts, joke books, and more! These books are perfect for grown ups of all ages including: Mothers, fathers, new parents, grandparents, coworkers, friends, and family. They are perfect for all occasions, especially if you're looking for a memorable gift: birthdays, graduations, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Christmas, white elephant gift exchanges, and dirty Santa! Give the gift of laughter - for yourself and for your loved ones!

Notes about my swear word adult coloring books:

Adult coloring pages are created using a variety of designs such as fun patterns, cool mandalas, unique zentangle, hand-drawn flowers, cute animals, funny words, and motivational quotes. Adult coloring designs range from easy to hard, depending on your skill level. Coloring books are printed single-sided for your convenience and are great for colored pencils, markers, gel pens, and even crayons.

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Madison bie

Get your color on!

Reviewed in the United States on June 16, 2018

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Oh, I love this book. I can't think of anything more fitting to say. If you're looking at coloring books such as these on amazon, it's more likely than not YOU NEED this. It's fun, witty, and a great way to relieve stress. Unlike other adult coloring books, the designs are EASY. Which may sound dumb for an "adult book" however, I am coloring to de-stress. So, I enjoy the simplicity of these images provided in this book. Anything more complicated and it would not do it's job. This also makes a great gift, all my gal pals want one after seeing mine!!

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Ferretocious

Such a fun book and great to hang up once done!

Reviewed in the United States on December 12, 2017

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I LOVE this book! Fun and relaxing and awesome to hang up on your wall as it has lots of great messages :)

Really love the black backgrounds which really make the colours POP plus you're not stressing over what to do with the backgrounds!!! Get some neon coloured pencils and they REALLY pop!

The designs are also not overly intricate so you can easily finish a page in an hour or so.

The pages are also nicely perforated and well centered so you can easily tear them out and work on them.

I ordered this one for myself and now ordering one for a friend for Christmas.

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Shanna Riley

Naughty & Silly = Delightful

Reviewed in the United States on January 28, 2017

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There aren't words for how much I love this coloring book. Well, okay, there are...but I don't know that I'm allowed to use them in this review!

Truly, it makes me smile and laugh every time I open it. Everyone I've shown it to just loves it and gets a good chuckle. How can you beat something that always makes you smile? Coloring in it is as relaxing as any other coloring book, but there's something extra delightful about coloring in something naughty and silly.

Naughty and silly is a lovely combination, you have to admit, and this coloring book is exactly that. It's, also, actually quite motivational and it would seem that motivation with a little saucy language is even more persuasive.

So very glad that I purchased this and if you are on the fence, my suggestion is to get it. If you, or someone you know, has an open-mind, likes to be silly and can appreciate a good potty-mouth, this is the coloring book for you, or them.

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Mrs. Russell

If you like positive and funny messages

Reviewed in the United States on April 2, 2018

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If you like positive and funny messages, tend to pepper your speech with colorful language and coloring is your thing buy this book. You won't be disappointed!

I've had a hard time finding a sweary.... That's totally a word now... coloring book I actually liked.
Most of the ones out there are just kind of blah.
They just have random cuss words with some flowers or a random penguin or something similar.

Then there are the motivational words books out there. I own several of them, but many of the quotes or phrases are too lame to be truly motivational.

This book by John T blends bad words and motivation perfectly.The phrases are things like
" yesterday you f*&^%ing said today" and "do epic s$%t".
Stuff that actually does carry a motivational message with just a sprinkling of foul language for emphasis.

As for the quality of the book itself I was very surprised, by how high the quality was for such a low price.
The paper is pretty thick and has a good texture to it. Yes, markers like Sharpies will bleed through the page, but they don't seem to spread out much on the paper and bleed over the lines like I've had happen on lower quality paper.
The binding is also done very well.
The pages are one sided, which makes me insanely happy.

I am so obsessed with this book that I got both the regular and midnight edition.

The midnight edition has a few extra pages by the way, but most of them are exact duplicates of the pages in the regular book, just with a dark background added. There are one or 2 phrases that have been redrawn with slight differences, but if you aren't looking at them side by side you probably won't even notice.

I like having both because sometimes I feel like doing an elaborate background. Other times I don't feel like taking on such a big project.

The only thing keeping me from giving this a perfect 5 stars is that the pages are difficult to take out, because there's no perforated line and as I previously stated the binding is very solid, which yes is a good thing, but not when you're trying ti take pages out.

But seriously that's one tiny nit picky thing in a sea of compliments. These books are awesome and I will be getting more John T coloring books in the near future.

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SaritaGT

Lots of fun!

Reviewed in the United States on August 13, 2017

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I gave this as a gift to a friend going through a rough patch. I looked through all the pages obviously, it will was pretty hilarious and just what she could use...some cheering up. What I like the best is that most of the pages have a lot of black background. Not everyone might be into that, but as far as adult coloring goes, sometimes when you have to color the ENTIRE page, it can be a bit daunting. I would definitely recommend buying this for a cheeky gift or if you're feeling sassy yourself!

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HollyHorror

Relaxing!

Reviewed in the United States on November 14, 2017

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I have been on a medical leave from work for about a month and quite literally have been losing my mind from boredom.
I remembered how much I colored, drew and painted when I was a kid.. I remembered how coloring kept me sane while I was stuck at unbearable family member's homes. So, I thought I'd give it a shot and I am glad I did.
I bought a big pack of Sharpies and I have been coloring my days away, in-between overspending on Amazon, of course! Haha.

Anyway, I swear like a sailor and no kidding this doesn't offend me one bit. It is cute and I hope to find more :D

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Kelly

Great Coloring book overall

Reviewed in the United States on October 12, 2020

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Overall I’m happy with the coloring book! The coloring pages did not disappoint, they’re awesome! What I’m not happy with is somewhere along the way my book was damaged either in shipping or delivery. There are two indentions on the back of the book that are so deep it shows on almost half the pages. So I would recommend the book to others just not happy with how it arrived.

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Il y a pas grand chose à colorier sur chaque coloriage, c'est dommage, c'est sympa mais rien de fou ! Les pages sont noires mais mettez quand même une feuille entre chaque coloriage pour éviter de tâcher les autres le papier n'est pas forcément de super bonne qualité mais pour le prix c'est normal !