A Practical Guide to Racism

Product Description

"Read it with someone you hate."
—Jon Stewart

A hilarious look at the races of the world—capturing the proud history and bright future of racism in one handy, authoritative, and deeply offensive volume.


Whether you’re laughing, cringing, or some combination of the two, A Practical Guide to Racism is sure to entertain. According to C. H. Dalton, a professor of racialist studies and an expert on inferior people of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual preferences, everyone should be hated. A Practical Guide to Racism takes a satirical look at long-standing stereotypes and draws them out to their mad and illogical conclusions. At its core, this deeply sarcastic body of evidence suggests that, by the standards of racism, every race is terrible in its own right.


A Practical Guide to Racism contains sparkling bits of wisdom on such subjects as:


· The good life enjoyed by blacks, who shuffle through life unhindered by the white man's burdens, to become accomplished athletes, rhyme smiths, and dominoes champions
· A close look at the bizarre, sweet-smelling race known as women, who are not very good at anything - especially ruling the free world
· The sad story of the industrious, intelligent Jews, whose entire reputation is sullied by their taste for the blood of Christian babies
· A crucial manual to Arabs, a people so sensitive they are liable to blow up at any time. Literally.

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Top Reviews

Great read
by L. DeVoe (5 out of 5 stars)
April 25, 2016

This book was not at all what I was expecting. I got it as a "joke" for myself, but it was a great read. It talks about the insecurities and reasons why people are racist towards one another. Every race on the planet is a little racist towards other races, it's just how people are; they fear or make fun of differences in each of us.
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Well written
by NWMama (5 out of 5 stars)
May 7, 2016

This book is fantastic. Anyone confused by the subject material, the book talks about stereotypes of people all over the world. Some of the humor is how ridiculous some of the biases are. It clearly defines racism as a hatred of a person/group of people based on a stereotype, it is not a book on how to hate people. It is a touchy subject so it may or may not be for you. I loved it!
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Great black humor for horrible people.
by Ben (5 out of 5 stars)
June 28, 2016

I bought this book as a gift for one of my close friends. That being said, DO NOT buy this as a gift for your mother-in-law, your priest, your mailman, or your dog.

DO buy this as a gift for your horrible friends who get a kick out of black humor. (Or yourself of course, you horrible human being. <3)
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Five Stars
by Doug G. (5 out of 5 stars)
February 11, 2016

Tough topic....well told....when I crossed the border with it...the customs lady .....it was awkward to explain....
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Outstanding!
by Poncho Liner (5 out of 5 stars)
April 15, 2017

Absolutely the best treatise on the human condition I've ever read. Mr Dalton is an extremely talented anthropologist. His years of close observation of the human race has produced a book without equal. Should be required reading for everyone embarking on a career as a Millennial Social Warrior.
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It's all in fun! Lighten up!
by Count de money (5 out of 5 stars)
February 5, 2015

Dalton lays bare all the hidden racist views we have all grownup with and heard.

If you are the least bit offended by racism, don't bother, however if you can laugh at society's racist views, with humor, then this is the book for you.
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Seriously... read it!
by Anniebelle (5 out of 5 stars)
July 13, 2019

I gave this as a gift and he has read it 4 times now. He loves it and it is actually very fascinating and filled with cool facts most do not know.
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Highly Recommend
by No One (5 out of 5 stars)
January 8, 2018

These were a hit at Xmas. Such a great way to laugh at ignorance and remember to laugh at ourselves in the process.
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Good for a white elephant gift
by KW (5 out of 5 stars)
December 31, 2017

I bought this as a gag gift for my family Christmas party. I didn't read it but the quality of the book was very nice.
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For people with excellent senses of humor ONLY!!!!!!!!
by EvilWayz (5 out of 5 stars)
June 17, 2017

If you are a delicate, easily offended snowflake, go ahead and ride past this book. If you have a sense of dark humor, you will scoot thru this book like a pig on roller skates. It's hilarious and explores racist humor for every race, and even makes up a few ( serious,mermaids!!!)

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